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Retarded
Again
Sleep
Where's My Pants?
Boss's Office
(I Wish I Was Cool
As) Ross
Rachel
What
the Hell?
Do
What You Want
Known for Being Known
The First To Leave 
Dumb as a Goldfish
Just Smile
Got My Own Life
3:29
No one
knows why
I cry this time
Not you, not I
Know why I cry
Everything, everything
That can go wrong will
Everything, everything
Can be cured with one little pill
I can't see straight
Tears blind the way
My mind betrays
Words I don't say
Staring at my shoes
In reply to what you
Imply I knew
I've not a clue
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Retarded Again
One shot, one month, as well as a
flower
Didn't work well. Not our hour
Hating faces all around me
Produce a tear-stained teenage refuge
Missed by what wasn't so fun
Only regret of what was never done
Always knew it would come to this
Scared all the time. Just one kiss
Never is real. Real is now
I love you. Don't know how
Gather my heart from off the ground
Piece it together. Ready for another
round
Scared of living. Scared of dying.
Scared without you. I am crying
All was good. Thought that I'd won
Didn't realize what was to come
You standing there, so angelic
Clenched in my hand. Have your relic
So lonely here. So crowded too
What would I give to be with you?
Not a lot I can do
Got some of what they call a virtue
I stay, watch. Have your fun.
I, the mess. My head and a gun.
What to do? Think that I should
No picking it up. Never knew that I could
Holding you near. Strawberries and
champagne
Loving you is only what is the same
My friends say "retarded again"
How's it gunna be in the end?
First names mixed, mixed with the rest
Last names good. Mine not the best
Never is real. Real is now.
I love you. Don't know how
Gather my heart from off the ground
Piece it together. Ready for another
round
One shot, one month, as well as a flower.
Didn't work well. Not our hour
Hating faces all around me
Produce a tear-stained teenage refuge
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Rest your head right next to mine
Close your eyes and ignore the time
Place your hand upon my heart
Fall asleep don't fall apart
In your sleep dream of me
I dream of you, in dreams I see
Rest your head upon my chest
Let my heart beats say the rest
Now you sleep and sleep so well
Eyes are closed but dreams do tell
I kiss you soft, I close my eyes
For now I sleep with you tonight.
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I am the last in line
Others pass to the front
I know not what is mine
I know not what I want
Now sitting here alone
Not having any fun
Why can't these games just end?
Been here for far to long
Oh, I miss her
And the way she smiles
Here's my picture
Won't see you for a while
Where's my
pants?
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Went into work early, but there's nothing to do
Rummaging through my pocket, found a picture of you
There was nobody there to be found
So I thought I'd start jerking around
There was really nothing else to do
So I figured I'd put my time to good use
There was nobody else around
So I pulled my pants to the ground
I masturbated in my boss's office
But I didn't get to finish my sin
Because that's when my boss walked in
I hurried and made my belt fastened
And acted like nothing at all had happened
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(I Wish I Was Cool As) Ross
Yeah you're always
talking shit
And I can't take any more of it
Neither can any of your other friends
Don't you get what's going down?
Why don't you take a look around
I guess this is where it all ends
I wish I was as cool as Ross Knipfer
Because I don't give a damn about my
friends
Why are you always such a cock?
And I don't think this will ever stop
This is where I stop trying
Not gunna loose any sleep of this
Because you know I couldn't care less
Man, you're really dying
I wish I was as cool as Ross Knipfer
Because I don't give a damn about my
friends
Didn't know people got this dumb
Overstaying your welcome
Did I ever ask you to stay?
I don't owe you money any more
So I don't have to be nice like before
Now, you can just go away
I wish I was as cool as Ross Knipfer
Because I don't give a damn about my
friends
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Rachel
She's so popular and she's so
cool
So watch out boys cuz she'll make you
drool
She always has the perfect hair
Fixing it up like she just don't care
I think that she's
obsessing with Coke-a-Cola
So I told her it's the same as any other
soda
Because when I went into her room
Coke-a-Cola everywhere blocking my view
Sprache, Rach,
Rachel!
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What the Hell?
Made my friend cry - I ruined her fun
Didn't look both ways - now what have I
done?
I am sorry - I crossed the boundary
Didn't look around me - you are like
family
I shouldn't of said anything - but I'm
just retarded
Not feeling the best - not to glad we
parted
And you're coming now - try to be a nice
guy
What a confusing night - but I still
shouldn't of lied
Doesn't matter what I want - cuz I can't
afford it
Give me a break - I'm still just a kid
So I'll just play in a band - be on the
cover of a magazine
I figure "What the hell?" -
It'll always be my lifelong dream
I didn't check my - five day forecast
I feel bad - that it didn't last
And she's coming now - try to be a nice
guy
Trying to do what's right - can I have
another try?
Doesn't matter what I want - cuz I can't
afford it
Give me a break - I'm still just a kid
So I'll just play in a band - be on the
cover of a magazine
I figure "Why not?" - It's the
happiest I've ever been
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Do What You Want
You won't stay but you won't go on
Because I'm not "Mr. Right" but might be "The One"
First your black, but now you're white
Think I'm wrong, but still really right
It's ok. It's alright
No matter what you choose, you won't be alone tonight
He's there, no surprise
Do what you want, I'm just your consolation prize
Everything is different, everything is the same
Used to smile, you frown, when I say that name
You and confusion are the best of friends
Don't make a choice, make the choices end
It's ok. It's alright
No matter what you choose, you won't be alone tonight
He's there, no surprise
Do what you want, I'm just your consolation prize
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Known for Being Known
Do you know so-and-so
No I don't know what's-her-face
Please leave me alone
I'm dropping out, you're dropping names
Everyone who's anyone was there
They all had something to share
About so-and-so it went on-and-on
And I'm here in the corner speechless
Introductions were made
Reputations were at stake
Humorous cracks were made
Behind the backs of all those speechless
Every time I try to do
something right
Every time I wait for you at night
You'd be in love, but not with me
I'm here in the corner speechless
You change your point of
reference
You might see a dentist
If you keep talking all that crap
You teeth will end up in your lap
Celebrity judges
Over there, Bob's got the munchies
Right here, she is crying
Right now, I stopped trying
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The First to Leave
You're not my headache pill
So leave me alone
I will do what I will
You're not welcome in my home
I always said I'd be
the first to leave
And I've got nothing to hold me back
But I always feel a tug at my sleeve
Every time I start down that track
I'm tired of the same
old thing
Nothing new ever happening
Sorry it turned out this way
Can't say I'll ever stay
The bad decisions I've
made
Will keep me here one more day
And going nowhere is like giving up
I'll never leave this town I'm stuck
Tired of this town
Tired of it dragging me down
Tired of this place
I'm tired of your face
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Dumb As A Goldfish
What good is this heart of mine?
If it's broken all the time?
Gotta bring it in for repairs
All you said was "not right now"
To say the truth, I won't wait around
But for you, I'll always be there
She doesn't know what she means to me
The most amazing thing I'll never get to see
She doesn't know what she means to me
Maybe they were right and it just wasn't meant to be
I'm always taking a backseat ride
To your other guy
You keep me hanging on
I'll always be second best
I'll give it all a rest
You keep hanging me up
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Just Smile
It's said that time heals
all
Left me crying in the hall
Everyone here is staring at me
As you walk away I'm staring at my feet
Don't
turn to me when you need a friend
Don't come back when you're through with him
Time will change and rearrange it all
Please don't slip. Please don't fall
You'll
be waiting and expecting
He'll be the one rejecting
Living in a small town
Things have a way of getting around
I'm
sorry I wasn't good enough
I'm sorry I couldn't stay
You'll be better off now
Your rose will open someday
Not at all,
not a thing
Not a telephone ring
Put up with that, put up with this
You know he treats you like a dick
Unlike me, can't you see?
I can't always guarantee
He'll just think, out of sync
Not even enough time to blink
What does he have that's better
than me?
What does he have that I can't see?
What does he have that I don't?
Just smile, for me
Just smile, please
You know no matter what
You will always have my heart
Angels will have their way
In this life or in my dreams
Things will be as they should be
And I'll get to hold you today
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Got My Own Life
Come on, do it again
I like it when you kick me when I'm down
Come on, screw me over
Want your knife back, or aren't you done?
There's a certain
something
I'd like to tell you
About your certain someone
Can't get it through
I don't need you
I've got my own relief
So you needn't worry
You never lost any sleep
Over me anyway
And you know exactly what I mean
Even if you choose to forget
You still know what you did was shit
Come on, cuz of your ego
Why don't you walk over me again?
Come on, you seem to think I like it
Well, I've got news for you, my friend
I don't need you
I've got my own relief
So you needn't worry
You never lost any sleep
Over me anyway
And you know exactly what I mean
Even if you choose to forget
You still know what you did was shit
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