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These are our songs. This is so you can read our lyrics and actually sing along next time you see us. Just think, you can impress your friends by telling them you actually hang out with us all the time and we tell you the deep meaning behind each and every song. Even if you never heard of them before, shout them out at our next show, it boosts our self esteem by making us think we have fans. We'll add more if we feel like it. If you think they suck, tell us.

The Demo
3:29
Retarded Again
Sleep
Where's My Pants?
Boss's Office
(I Wish I Was Cool As) Ross
Rachel

What the Hell?
Do What You Want  
Known for Being Known
The First To Leave 
Dumb as a Goldfish 

Just Smile 
Got My Own Life 

3:29
No one knows why
I cry this time
Not you, not I
Know why I cry

Everything, everything
That can go wrong will
Everything, everything
Can be cured with one little pill

I can't see straight
Tears blind the way
My mind betrays
Words I don't say

Staring at my shoes
In reply to what you
Imply I knew
I've not a clue
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Retarded Again
One shot, one month, as well as a flower
Didn't work well. Not our hour
Hating faces all around me
Produce a tear-stained teenage refuge

Missed by what wasn't so fun
Only regret of what was never done
Always knew it would come to this
Scared all the time. Just one kiss

Never is real. Real is now
I love you. Don't know how
Gather my heart from off the ground
Piece it together. Ready for another round

Scared of living. Scared of dying.
Scared without you. I am crying
All was good. Thought that I'd won
Didn't realize what was to come

You standing there, so angelic
Clenched in my hand. Have your relic
So lonely here. So crowded too
What would I give to be with you?

Not a lot I can do
Got some of what they call a virtue
I stay, watch. Have your fun.
I, the mess. My head and a gun.

What to do? Think that I should
No picking it up. Never knew that I could
Holding you near. Strawberries and champagne
Loving you is only what is the same

My friends say "retarded again"
How's it gunna be in the end?
First names mixed, mixed with the rest
Last names good. Mine not the best

Never is real. Real is now.
I love you. Don't know how
Gather my heart from off the ground
Piece it together. Ready for another round

One shot, one month, as well as a flower.
Didn't work well. Not our hour
Hating faces all around me
Produce a tear-stained teenage refuge
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Sleep
Rest your head right next to mine
Close your eyes and ignore the time
Place your hand upon my heart
Fall asleep don't fall apart

In your sleep dream of me
I dream of you, in dreams I see
Rest your head upon my chest
Let my heart beats say the rest

Now you sleep and sleep so well
Eyes are closed but dreams do tell
I kiss you soft, I close my eyes
For now I sleep with you tonight.

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Where's My Pants?
I am the last in line
Others pass to the front
I know not what is mine
I know not what I want

Now sitting here alone
Not having any fun
Why can't these games just end?
Been here for far to long

Oh, I miss her
And the way she smiles
Here's my picture
Won't see you for a while

Where's my pants?
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Boss's Office
Went into work early, but there's nothing to do
Rummaging through my pocket, found a picture of you
There was nobody there to be found
So I thought I'd start jerking around

There was really nothing else to do
So I figured I'd put my time to good use
There was nobody else around
So I pulled my pants to the ground

I masturbated in my boss's office

But I didn't get to finish my sin
Because that's when my boss walked in
I hurried and made my belt fastened
And acted like nothing at all had happened
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(I Wish I Was Cool As) Ross
Yeah you're always talking shit
And I can't take any more of it
Neither can any of your other friends

Don't you get what's going down?
Why don't you take a look around
I guess this is where it all ends

I wish I was as cool as Ross Knipfer
Because I don't give a damn about my friends

Why are you always such a cock?
And I don't think this will ever stop
This is where I stop trying

Not gunna loose any sleep of this
Because you know I couldn't care less
Man, you're really dying

I wish I was as cool as Ross Knipfer
Because I don't give a damn about my friends

Didn't know people got this dumb
Overstaying your welcome
Did I ever ask you to stay?

I don't owe you money any more
So I don't have to be nice like before
Now, you can just go away

I wish I was as cool as Ross Knipfer
Because I don't give a damn about my friends
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Rachel
She's so popular and she's so cool
So watch out boys cuz she'll make you drool
She always has the perfect hair
Fixing it up like she just don't care

I think that she's obsessing with Coke-a-Cola
So I told her it's the same as any other soda
Because when I went into her room
Coke-a-Cola everywhere blocking my view

Sprache, Rach, Rachel!
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What the Hell?
Made my friend cry - I ruined her fun
Didn't look both ways - now what have I done?
I am sorry - I crossed the boundary
Didn't look around me - you are like family

I shouldn't of said anything - but I'm just retarded
Not feeling the best - not to glad we parted
And you're coming now - try to be a nice guy
What a confusing night - but I still shouldn't of lied

Doesn't matter what I want - cuz I can't afford it
Give me a break - I'm still just a kid
So I'll just play in a band - be on the cover of a magazine
I figure "What the hell?" - It'll always be my lifelong dream

I didn't check my - five day forecast
I feel bad - that it didn't last
And she's coming now - try to be a nice guy
Trying to do what's right - can I have another try?

Doesn't matter what I want - cuz I can't afford it
Give me a break - I'm still just a kid
So I'll just play in a band - be on the cover of a magazine
I figure "Why not?" - It's the happiest I've ever been
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Do What You Want
You won't stay but you won't go on
Because I'm not "Mr. Right" but might be "The One"
First your black, but now you're white
Think I'm wrong, but still really right

It's ok.  It's alright
No matter what you choose,  you won't be alone tonight
He's there, no surprise
Do what you want, I'm just your consolation prize

Everything is different, everything is the same
Used to smile, you frown, when I say that name
You and confusion are the best of friends
Don't make a choice, make the choices end

It's ok.  It's alright
No matter what you choose,  you won't be alone tonight
He's there, no surprise
Do what you want, I'm just your consolation prize
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Known for Being Known
Do you know so-and-so
No I don't know what's-her-face
Please leave me alone
I'm dropping out, you're dropping names

Everyone who's anyone was there
They all had something to share
About so-and-so it went on-and-on
And I'm here in the corner speechless

Introductions were made
Reputations were at stake
Humorous cracks were made
Behind the backs of all those speechless

Every time I try to do something right
Every time I wait for you at night
You'd be in love, but not with me
I'm here in the corner speechless

You change your point of reference
You might see a dentist
If you keep talking all that crap
You teeth will end up in your lap

Celebrity judges
Over there, Bob's got the munchies
Right here, she is crying
Right now, I stopped trying

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The First to Leave    
You're not my headache pill
So leave me alone
I will do what I will
You're not welcome in my home

I always said I'd be the first to leave
And I've got nothing to hold me back
But I always feel a tug at my sleeve
Every time I start down that track

I'm tired of the same old thing
Nothing new ever happening
Sorry it turned out this way
Can't say I'll ever stay

The bad decisions I've made
Will keep me here one more day
And going nowhere is like giving up
I'll never leave this town I'm stuck

Tired of this town
Tired of it dragging me down
Tired of this place
I'm tired of your face
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Dumb As A Goldfish    
What good is this heart of mine? 
If it's broken all the time? 
Gotta bring it in for repairs 

All you said was "not right now" 
To say the truth, I won't wait around 
But for you, I'll always be there 

She doesn't know what she means to me 
The most amazing thing I'll never get to see 
She doesn't know what she means to me 
Maybe they were right and it just wasn't meant to be 

I'm always taking a backseat ride 
To your other guy 
You keep me hanging on 

I'll always be second best 
I'll give it all a rest 
You keep hanging me up 
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Just Smile 
It's said that time heals all
Left me crying in the hall
Everyone here is staring at me
As you walk away I'm staring at my feet

Don't turn to me when you need a friend
Don't come back when you're through with him
Time will change and rearrange it all
Please don't slip.  Please don't fall

You'll be waiting and expecting
He'll be the one rejecting
Living in a small town
Things have a way of getting around

I'm sorry I wasn't good enough
I'm sorry I couldn't stay
You'll be better off now
Your rose will open someday

Not at all, not a thing
Not a telephone ring
Put up with that, put up with this
You know he treats you like a dick
Unlike me, can't you see?
I can't always guarantee
He'll just think, out of sync
Not even enough time to blink

What does he have that's better than me?
What does he have that I can't see?
What does he have that I don't?

Just smile, for me
Just smile, please

You know no matter what
You will always have my heart
Angels will have their way

In this life or in my dreams
Things will be as they should be
And I'll get to hold you today
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Got My Own Life 
Come on, do it again
I like it when you kick me when I'm down
Come on, screw me over
Want your knife back, or aren't you done?

There's a certain something
I'd like to tell you
About your certain someone
Can't get it through

I don't need you
I've got my own relief
So you needn't worry
You never lost any sleep
Over me anyway
And you know exactly what I mean
Even if you choose to forget
You still know what you did was shit

Come on, cuz of your ego
Why don't you walk over me again?
Come on, you seem to think I like it
Well, I've got news for you, my friend

I don't need you
I've got my own relief
So you needn't worry
You never lost any sleep
Over me anyway
And you know exactly what I mean
Even if you choose to forget
You still know what you did was shit
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