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Your favorite band is now in the midst of
making their first full-length motion picture.
It will be coming soon to theaters near you, so get your
popcorn ready!
The Plot
This bizarre plot of international intrigue is sure to pique the curiosity of everybody. It involves smudge going down across the border to Old Mehico, and that's when the crazy adventure ensues. The whole group is minding their own business, walking around downtown Matamoras, buying little trinkets.
Suddenly, from the shadows of the barrio, marauders come and kidnap Mike from the group of unsuspecting tourists. Smudge and Co. spend the the rest of the movie staging one failed rescue attempt after another.
Starring
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Starring Freddie Prinze, Jr. as the kidnapped Mike. He complains to his captors and makes lots of happenstance self-degrading jokes, as you would expect Mike to do. He puts on an Oscar-inspiring performance as makes a desperate attempt to escape the clutches of his captors. He also manages to squeeze in a few sex jokes. |
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Starring Rowan Atkinson as Travis, the bumbling idiot who has trouble walking through a room without bumping into a wall. You know Rowan from such blockbusters as Mr. Bean, but in this cunning portrayal of Travis, you see a truly tortured soul. One of the shining moments of the movie is when Rowan (Travis) attempts to rescue Mike by dressing up as a Mexican Conquistador. Kudos Rowan! Kudos! |
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Also starring Pauly Shore as Kurt, the neurotic but lovable smudge member. He always seeks to avoid conflict at all costs, so he is always trying to talk the rest of the rescue team out of rescuing Mike. Naturally, the group never listens to him, but oh what fun when Pauly starts to freak out! |
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Starring Fabio as Bob, the local private investigator. He and his hypochondriac dog, who also has a similar name, trudge through the Colorado outback in search for clues about the kidnapped Mike. Sure, there are no clues to be found there in Colorado, but you get to see Fabio with his shirt off, and maybe even a few butt-shots as well. |
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Co-starring Ally Walker from the Pretender as Becky, a close friend to all smudge members. She is classy, sassy, and has got her fair share of moxy. In this movie, she plays the platonic (but really really hot) friend to smudge. She is always there when those good old boys need her. She doesn't mind their gross jokes, because she knows they are as harmless as a dookie-stained shirt. At least, that's what she thinks... |
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Also starring Butt-Head as Jeff, a chum of smudge. You know where cheap women are involved, Jeff will be sure to be there. Butt-Head's performance will surely have every man in the audience thinking, "Jeez, if he can get that girl, then so can I!!!" This was a brilliant casting move by the director, because there is virtually no difference between Butt-Head and the real Jeff. |
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Also finally, starring the great Antonio Bandaras as Ben, the smooth talking, smooth looking, and smooth feeling friend of smudge. Oh yes, ladies, even though this smoldering hunk of a man is married in real life, he will still set your heart aflutter. His cavalier attitude about the rescue will make you wonder if he is just in the cast to look good. But friends, this Latin lover will save the day. |
Coming
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Brought to you by
Smudge Entertainment®