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Your favorite band is now in the midst of
making their first full-length motion picture.
It will be coming soon to theaters near you, so get your
popcorn ready!
The
Plot
This bizarre plot of
international intrigue is sure to pique the curiosity of
everybody. It involves smudge going down across the
border to Old Mehico, and that's when the crazy adventure
ensues. The whole group is minding their own business,
walking around downtown Matamoras, buying little
trinkets.
Suddenly, from the shadows of
the barrio, marauders come and kidnap Mike from the group
of unsuspecting tourists. Smudge and Co. spend the the
rest of the movie staging one failed rescue attempt after
another.
Starring
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Starring
Freddie Prinze, Jr. as the kidnapped Mike.
He complains to his captors and makes lots of
happenstance self-degrading jokes, as you would
expect Mike to do. He puts on an
Oscar-inspiring performance as makes a desperate
attempt to escape the clutches of his captors.
He also manages to squeeze in a few sex
jokes. |
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Starring
Rowan Atkinson as Travis, the bumbling idiot who
has trouble walking through a room without
bumping into a wall. You know Rowan from
such blockbusters as Mr. Bean, but in this
cunning portrayal of Travis, you see a truly
tortured soul. One of the shining moments
of the movie is when Rowan (Travis) attempts to
rescue Mike by dressing up as a Mexican
Conquistador. Kudos Rowan! Kudos! |
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Also
starring Pauly Shore as Kurt, the neurotic but
lovable smudge member. He always seeks to
avoid conflict at all costs, so he is always
trying to talk the rest of the rescue team out of
rescuing Mike. Naturally, the group never
listens to him, but oh what fun when Pauly starts
to freak out! |
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Starring
Fabio as Bob, the local private
investigator. He and his hypochondriac dog,
who also has a similar name, trudge through the
Colorado outback in search for clues about the
kidnapped Mike. Sure, there are no clues to be
found there in Colorado, but you get to see Fabio
with his shirt off, and maybe even a few
butt-shots as well. |
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Co-starring
Ally Walker from the Pretender as Becky, a close
friend to all smudge members. She is
classy, sassy, and has got her fair share of
moxy. In this movie, she plays the platonic
(but really really hot) friend to smudge.
She is always there when those good old boys need
her. She doesn't mind their gross jokes,
because she knows they are as harmless as a
dookie-stained shirt. At least, that's what
she thinks... |
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Also
starring Butt-Head as Jeff, a chum of smudge.
You know where cheap women are involved,
Jeff will be sure to be there. Butt-Head's
performance will surely have every man in the
audience thinking, "Jeez, if he can
get that girl, then so can I!!!" This
was a brilliant casting move by the director,
because there is virtually no difference between
Butt-Head and the real Jeff. |
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Also
finally, starring the great Antonio Bandaras as
Ben, the smooth talking, smooth looking, and
smooth feeling friend of smudge. Oh yes,
ladies, even though this smoldering hunk of a man
is married in real life, he will still set your
heart aflutter. His cavalier attitude about
the rescue will make you wonder if he is just in
the cast to look good. But friends, this
Latin lover will save the day. |
Coming
Soon To a Theater Near You
Brought to you by
Smudge Entertainment®
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