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Thank you for taking the time to fill out our poll. If we get enough people to fill this out, it might give us a sense of self-worth, but then again, it might not.

Will you ever forgive us for having the poll down for such a long time?

Hell yes! I love you guys too much to stay mad at you
Yeah - I'm a forgiving kinda person
Nah - it's unforgivable
Hell no! You'll pay for this
Ummm ... what the hell are you talking about?

What really happened to the poll?

Travis misplaced them
Eric ate them
A car drove over them
Taken hostage by the Dirty Ikki Chicken King
The poll system chewed them up
The world may never know
Who cares?

What do you think the best smudge song is?

Where's My Pants?
Rachel
I Would Do Anything
Sleep
What the Hell?
Win at  Losing
Retarded Again
Ross
Just A Girl
They all kick ass, don't make me choose
They all suck ass, don't make me choose

How would you rate the smudge webpage?

sucks ass
poor
fair
good
great
the best

If a tree falls in a forest, and nobody is around to hear it, does it still make a noise?

yes
no
I have to consult my lawyer
I have to consult my monkey
What kind of tree?
Who's the idiot that writes these questions, anyway?

Who runs this site anyway?

Eric
Travis
Other
You mean someone actually runs this site?

Boxers or Briefs?

Briefs
Free as the wind blows
Boxers
Panties

Smudge, the best thing since sliced bread, or one just plain weird?

Best since sliced bread
Weird
Both
Neither
Allright, who let the idiot loose again?

Now, that didn't hurt did it?

No
Yow
I'm suing you bastards
What the fuck?!?
Which llama wrote these questions anyway?

Smudge poll, could we do better?

Yes
No
Maybe
Depends
Zzzzzzz

Have you ever dreamed of smudge?

I dream of smudge all the time
Occasionally
Never
I don't dream
I don't sleep
Stop with all the wack-ass questions

What color is the left column (not the text)?

It's clearly blue - you must be color blind.
It's clearly green - you must be color blind.
I can't believe you're even asking this
I'm color blind...
What?

Have you ever smudged under the influence?

Under influence of caffiene
Under influence of alcohol
Under influence of [insert favoured illegal substance]
Smudge is the only drug I need
I've never smudged

How often do you visit the smudge site?

At least once an hour
At least once a day
At least once every couple of days
At least once a week
Hardly ever
This is my first time
Where am I again?